Jeff is Bruce Willis' hair styler
do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?
Jeff is a bald person.
here is a poem to make all bald people feel better about their baldness. Enjoy! BALD HEADED MEN Some men have a full head of hair; With others there is a lack. Those with abundance aren't always fair And throw the bald ones a lot of flack, Like---"an empty shack needs no roof", Or---"granite grows no grass". From such ones I stay aloof For it sounds like belching gas. To the first I say, "no roof lets in light, Therefore, I'm not in the dark. To understand is pure delight". That stops that vile remark. To the next remark I simply say, "You could have let that statement pass. As well as granite, a brain is gray, And a busy street grows no grass". So, listen, all you bald headed men, Don't be ashamed of your dome. Don't accept a blow to your chin Just because you need no comb. 'Cause next I say what the smart aleck dreads And all his remarks are smothered, "God only made a few perfect heads And those are the ones He uncovered". -author unknown |